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Joslyn Delsignore and Maddie Esposito

Taylor Swift's Eras Tour

“The Great War” for Taylor Swift tickets continues turning you into a “mad woman" as the “Mastermind” carries on with her Era’s Tour. Make sure you keep your “Eyes Open” and you’re “Ready For It” because you really have to be “The Lucky One” to get tickets. Ticketmaster made it clear “You’re On Your Own Kid”, goes to show “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”.

This tour is something from your “Wildest Dreams”. Ever since “The Very First Night”, “Everything Has Changed”. Most other artists may only play “seven” to “22” songs, but Taylor performs an “Enchanted” 44 songs, in her 3 hour setlist. She takes you through “The Story Of Us” as she sings songs from every era of her career. It’s no “Question…?” that Swifties know the lyrics to these songs “All Too Well”, this is “Nothing New”, and it can only be described as “The Best Day”. When this show is over, you’ll wish it could “Begin Again.”

Swifties are showing off their best “Style” with their “Gorgeous” outfits. We know you want to look “Bejeweled” for the show, but if there is a chance of “Midnight Rain” or “Snow On The Beach”, don’t forget to bring your “cardigan”.

Now “Call It What You Want” or say “I Did Something Bad” but “Don’t Blame Me” for spending my “gold rush” on these tickets. This concert is “the 1” concert in any Swifties “Wonderland”. A word of advice, if you buy tickets for a Swiftie you know, that’s “How You Get The Girl”. But, your bank account might take “Death By A Thousand Cuts” and leave a “Blank Space” the next day.

Before the concert “That’s When” Swifties trade “Paper Rings” or friendship bracelets to show their friends “Forever and Always”. You can also do this at any time during the concert but it’s best to during “Daylight”. If you’re worried about interacting with other Swifties just know it’s best to act “Fearless”. Everyone there has “This Love” for Taylor and there’s nothing to be worried about.

Getting a ride to and from the concert can be “Treacherous”. If you can’t drive your “Getaway Car”, we suggest taking an Uber or the bus to get “Out Of The Woods”. If you do take an Uber make sure you tell your driver you’ll be “right where you left me” and to “Come Back…Be Here” when the concert is over.

At the end of the concert make sure you and everyone you’re with all get home “Safe And Sound.'' Wouldn’t want anyone to get bad “Karma” for losing someone in their group. For all you Swifties who didn’t get tickets just remember there will be more opportunities. If you can’t get any then I’m sorry for your “Cruel Summer” with no “peace”. Try your best to “Breathe” when we tell you that Taylor Swift is performing at Acrisure Stadium in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on June 16th and 17th with special guests Gracie Abrams, girl in red, and OWENN.


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