Saint Patrick's Day is originally the memorial for the death of St. Patrick. However, throughout the years, Saint Patrick’s Day has turned into a day of parades, green attire, and different kinds of music. With all of those different activities come jokes. Lots and lots of jokes.
While making food, attending parades, and/or hanging out with friends and family, you can tell one of the many Saint Patrick’s Day jokes as a way to spread laughter, joy, and connect with others. If you ever are in need of a great joke to tell on Saint Patrick's Day, we’ve got you covered! According to “77 Absolute Best And Funniest St Patrick's Day Jokes,” these are the jokes to tell to get everyone laughing! If you are searching for a challenge, try to get through these jokes without smiling. These are some of the best Saint Patrick’s Day jokes:
1. How can you spot a jealous Shamrock?? It will be GREEN with envy!
2.But why do the Irish always answer a question with another question? I don’t think we do, do we?
3.Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day? They’re always wearing green
4.Knock-knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day
5.Why shouldn’t you press a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!
6.Knock-knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
7.Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
8.Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side!
9.What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con!
10.What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles? Wee-Cyclers
11.Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
12.What do you call a spider that you find on St Patrick’s day? Paddy long legs
13.How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke? How? He’s Dublin over with laughter!
14.Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup on St Patrick’s day? Because he already had a pot of gold
15.Who catches the Lepre-cons? Under-clover cops!
These jokes are a great way to add some fun and laughter to the holiday. They incorporate all things that Saint Patrick’s Day includes, such as leprechauns, clovers, money, rainbows, and green. What was your favorite joke of the holiday?
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